Anomaly Meterage for 8-29-18: Timeline Jumpage

CATs on the Time Burrito!

Wow, a bunch of the meters from all over the planet are out from this last timeline jump... which one eagle-eyed commenters alerted us to, thankyouverymuch! Lookie:

[MGNOWOWOWOWOWOWOW][UPDATED 11-3-16]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

This morning (Sunday) in a meditation, one of the Meowracles saw what looked to be a glowing orange/white/yellow sphere in their whole vision, rolling from side-to-side.

Then they saw this at SpaceWeather:

What does this mean? Probably something good.

What it really means is that it's time for CAKE. It's always time for CAKE.

UPDATE: Then we had this big WHOMP:

UPDATE 11-3-16: Anyone else feel the energy surge between noon and 2:00 pm Pacific? Lookie at the Schuman SKYSCRAPER of energy! And last night one of the Meowracles again heard the, "UP UP AND AWAAYYY!"song.

Floating City Mystery SOLVED [UPDATED]

Whoa.

Some people are starting to freak out about this, so The CAT decided to step in.

Thousands reportedly witnessed the spectacle of a ghostly alien city floating in the clouds over the city of Foshan in the Guangdong province of China last week. Footage recorded by residents of the city shows the mysterious phenomenon as witnessed by thousands of shocked residents of Foshan on October 7, 2015. 

This is NOT a Project Bluebeam event. The above cellphone video capture is actually showing a time rift between two timelines. You're viewing a dynamic interaction here, where two timelines are merging for a moment, and then part ways again. This is exactly what happened with the 'city in the clouds' event seen by hundreds in Africa, last April. It's nothing to be afraid of. Timelines are folding in on themselves all the time, but most especially now. Eventually there will be only TWO moving forward. Guess which one you want to be on?

UPDATE 10-22: There's been another floating city appearance, this time captured over Hastings. This has been confirmed as a real image. Our resident psychic said: "Something is really shifting. It's like the energies are overlapping."

(Yeees, we have resident psychics and mediums and all manner of WOO people here at The CAT. They're imperative to have on staff when dealing with so much disinformation every day. More than likely, you yourself are a lot more WOO than you'd ever care to admit. You're reading The CAT, after all...)

UPDATE #2: That California floating city image that just popped up is fake.

Another floating city, this time over Hastings.

Rainbow Anomaly Over Costa Rica

Your basic man-made HAARP cloud.

For those unfamiliar with these, we at The CAT call these HAARP clouds, as they're entirely man-made. This one was seen in Escazu, Costa Rica, the day before the 8.9 Chilean quake. No idea if the two are related, but we're guessing yes.

When is Airglow NOT Airglow? When It's Something Else [WAVE X UPDATE 9-4-15]

Psst. That's not "airglow," Maurice. But is it Wave X in action?

More symptoms of Wave X are being seen -- and predictably, misidentified. Again, SpaceWeather is at the forefront of reporting strange activity (they call the above "airglow," which is typically green). Here's what they had to say about the above image:

RED AIRGLOW OVER CHILE: On Sept. 1st, astrophotographer Yuri Beletsky hiked into the Atacama Desert of Chile for a deep exposure of the Milky Way. He got that and much more. "There was a stunning display of red airglow," he says. It surrounded the Milky Way like a celestial bulls-eye [see image at top of post].

Airglow is aurora-like phenomenon caused by chemical reactions in the upper atmosphere. Human eyes seldom notice the faint glow, but It can be photographed on almost any clear dark night, anywhere in the world. 

The curious thing about Beletsky's photo is not the presence of airglow, but rather its color--red. Airglow is usually green, the color of light from oxygen atoms some 90 km to 100 km above Earth's surface. Where does the red come from? Instead of oxygen, OH can produce the required color. These neutral molecules (not to be confused with the OH- ion found in aqueous solutions) exist in a thin layer 85 km high where gravity waves impress the red glow with a dramatic rippling structure.

Note the center of our Milky Way galaxy at the exact center of the above image.

Ok. So, THIS is what airglow looks like:

Airglow.

And -- psst -- we don't really know what causes airglow (some people pretend we do), so it might come in all manner of colors. However, something occurred to our crack staff of sensitives that leads us to ascribe this to Wave X activity:

1. It appears that the heart of our Milky Way galaxy is the source, and
   
2. 60% of The CAT staff reported seeing a RED GLOW two nights ago WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED, while meditating. Only later did we find the unusual red-sky correlation; and this with dead-levels of solar activity.

Is all this related? Not necessarily. We at The CAT take data as it comes and watch for patterns. We don't have a model to fit data into. We have open minds. We find they work better than the pay-for-play, manipulative alternative currently being funded.

What does all this mean? It means that something amazing and unusual is occurring to bring meaning and technicolor to our sad and pathetic lives. Or failing that, to the lives of the sad and pathetic CAT staff.

As an experiment, before you go to sleep tonight, try meditating for five minutes and see if you see any colors with your eyes closed. If you suddenly become transparently glow-y and find your pineal gland turns into a sparkler, make sure you get video.

Wom Wom Wom Wom...

• UPDATE 9-4-15: And THIS is one of the first big Wave X pulses that hit at the same time as the above activity. Check it out. Note: this is NOT microwave energy from ETs. It's the next stage of Wave X energy entering our system.

NOTE: We KNOW Wave X isn't a wave. It's just a convenient name for something that has no name. Looks like Cobra's "The Event" (a term he himself coined) is to be co-opted by Wave X. Really, who cares what it's called. What's important is... it's really happening, from the inside-out. Be happy.

Light Beam Over Golden Gate Bridge [VERIFIED]

This light beam video has been verified to be genuine (by an unimpeachable source). So, what is it and what's it for? We asked said source, our favorite person-in-the-know, and here's what she said:

"I see these beams as a way to travel.  Not only do they show where a portal is, but they show it is active.  Many species of ETs use these to move from place to place. They have mastered how to essentially ride light waves, and when they convert to that type of transportation, they can move fast and even manipulate time."

 Most interesting are the little lightning bolts at the bottom. Watch carefully.

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