That 3d Sinking Feeling

So. We dug into this, and... whoa. We know some of you really like the royals, but you have to come to grips with whom you're dealing with. First off, look at that face. Look at both their faces. They're not reacting to the wedding of him & her, per se, they're reacting to something else. This will sound completely crazy, but it's true.

Ready?

UPDATE for 1-17-18

If there's no missile, what are these guys doing there? We'll tell you.

We don't want to paint a rosy picture, so we won't. We'll just tell you what we know.