Vacationus Interruptus [UPDATES2]

There is a huge structure on the sun, facing earth, that no one's talking about. In fact, the ever-lame "SpaceWeather" site has this:

Your 5D Earth Help Desk

What some astronomy enthusiasts call "Steve" is actually... a "Love Dragon" (there are all different kinds).
Yes, it's a special dragon just for all of us at this time. Pretty darn nice of them.

Odd Coronal Hole of the Moment

Well, that's just weird.

This is an odd coronal hole, registered just now off the SDO satellite. Awfully regular.

Your Heliomancer for Saturday, August 22, 2015

This very latest image of the sun's corona showcases a Dalek vs. an owl, bringing up all manner of meme collision interpretation. Between all things secret society (owls are Illuminati symbols) and Dr. Whovian villain metaphors, we're pretty sure the Powers That Were have their hands full. We also have what looks like a deformed Italy on the bottom left, AND a slice-n-dice samurai bird of prey on the bottom right, so... basically all kinds of fin de siecle fun will be had by all those who deserve it. Waiter, more schadenfreude for all The CAT's friends.

[NOTE: YES, of course our maxillam is impaled upon our acuta lingua... or something like that.]