Your Heliomancer for 8-14-18: Event Pre-Game

FYI, the sun looked weird yesterday, so we had a look at it. We were told it's going into, "Event-prep mode..." whatever that is, and that what was happening was, "neutral and necessary."

Vacationus Interruptus [UPDATES2]

There is a huge structure on the sun, facing earth, that no one's talking about. In fact, the ever-lame "SpaceWeather" site has this:

Your Heliomancer for 5-17-17

A monkeywrench ridden by a monkey chasing various minions from advancing balls of light??

The current pattern is: no pattern. We're seeing flux and chaotic data mayhem everywhere. Observe:

Your Heliomancer for Friday, 4-21-17 [UPDATED]

Well... this is either Witchiepoo entering or leaving the scene. East witch, or West witch? A Native American holding a pirate flamingo?  Sometimes a coronal hole is just a coronal hole. Note that 12651 (formerly 12644 or AR2644) and 12652 are now sync'ed up (whereas 12652 was on a timeline below 12651); these programming snarls now occupy the same latitude/timeline. If they merge, break out the popcorn.

UPDATE 4-23-17

Your Heliomancer for 4-16-17 [UPDATED]

This is interesting. Not only do we have a wizard currently performing some charm on the sun, front and center, we also have one of the bouncing heads from "Spirited Away" at his feet -- AND the StarBaby from "2001" moving into frame. Something is happening here. ;)

Oh, and to recap the comments from the previous post:

Day 3: A Little Secret [UPDATES]

Currently, big time X-ray love is coming from 2644, the upper timeline group. Interesting.

A snapshot of the sun right now. See those two groups of sunspots? Those are two separate timelines!

** LOOK FOR THESE SPOTS TO MERGE/MOVE CLOSER TOGETHER **

Here is another view, beneath the surface if you will:

Your Heliomancer Circa October 15, 2015: "Fin de le Mal Époque"

Fin de le Mal Époque!

Some of you know that the sun is actually a living thing, very complex. It's also a kind of multidimensional holographic projector. Of what? OF YOUR "REALITY," Timmy... which isn't reality per se, but most of you don't know that. However, more and more of you are waking up. The sun knows this and, it is The CAT's informed opinion that, the sun has a sense of humor and fair play. It LIKES to give us little clues as to what's going on; all we need do is look, and pay attention.

That said, A Man Called Da-da invented something he calls HELIOMANCY -- divination of the future via satellite images of the sun -- and we like it, a lot. He has kindly allowed us to steal this from him and make it a regular part of The CAT. So without further ado...

Your Heliomancer Circa October 15, 2015

The sun knows something's up. How could he not? And it's showing that to us today with... a party hat? Or is that a skewed Xmas tree? A crumpled witch's hat? Knowing the sun, it's all of the above: the sun, HE BE COMPLEX. Perhaps Merry Old Sol's letting us know that an earth party is about to begin... while another ends... and that that it might be a bumpy Xmas. Could also be what's left of that terribly annoying (and dying) symbol of idiot secret societies, The Eye in the Pyramid. Get a hunch, bet a bunch.

Bottom line: The CAT strongly suggests you acquaint yourself with the phrase Da-da (who is rather French) has been using 'round the office like it's going out of style: Fin de le Mal Époque (pardon our french), or "THE END OF EVIL TIMES."

We think that this is precisely what the sun had in mind here.

Get your evil t-shirts before it's all over.

Your Heliomancer for Saturday, August 22, 2015

This very latest image of the sun's corona showcases a Dalek vs. an owl, bringing up all manner of meme collision interpretation. Between all things secret society (owls are Illuminati symbols) and Dr. Whovian villain metaphors, we're pretty sure the Powers That Were have their hands full. We also have what looks like a deformed Italy on the bottom left, AND a slice-n-dice samurai bird of prey on the bottom right, so... basically all kinds of fin de siecle fun will be had by all those who deserve it. Waiter, more schadenfreude for all The CAT's friends.

[NOTE: YES, of course our maxillam is impaled upon our acuta lingua... or something like that.]