Atlantis All Over Again [UPDATES]

Wow. Check out this Italian seismic direction finder/geophone meterage: That's LHC energy it's intercepted. Not sure what the PTW are doing, but it won't work. The LHC is NOT working properly...

Your Heliomancer for 4-16-17 [UPDATED]

This is interesting. Not only do we have a wizard currently performing some charm on the sun, front and center, we also have one of the bouncing heads from "Spirited Away" at his feet -- AND the StarBaby from "2001" moving into frame. Something is happening here. ;)

Oh, and to recap the comments from the previous post:

PSSST: The LHC is Officially Haunted [UPDATED]

Just too good not to share. According to Simon Parkes (with confirmations from the Meowracles) the folks running the Large Hoobah Collider inadvertently opened a tiny portal and let some entity in (we think it's good), and now it's camped out in one of the LHC's two rings and it won't come out! Basically, the LHC is officially haunted. Good luck bending scientist minds around that one. CERN's LHC will never work right again... but that's ok for all the workers, since all the repairs will be very long and costly, and there are lots of sucker countries to pay for 'em: Golden Boondoggle Core ACHIEVED. Da-da's agreed to take a team in there to relocate the being (he's done it many times before), but only if they turn the LHC into a mall. The boo and the hoo meet, and have a glass of schadenfreude in an elevator going UP.

Technically, the above came about when the Meowracles "cat-clawed" the ring with extreme prejudice.

UPDATE 6-15-16: Well, this stupid thing is back up again, forcing down the neutron count -- yet, the Schumann Resonance, and the huge influx of energy we're all feeling, is actually building, much stronger than it was before. At least that's our experience. ERs all over must be swamped with people coming in with odd symptoms, all caused by Wave X energy. If we didn't know the cause of this, it would probably have driven us all mad by now. Looks like many of us are past the Event Horizon of the LHC, having risen above it enough vibrationally that its affects are lessened; small crystals in pockets also help a lot. 

UPDATE 7-29-16: A recent double flare from the sun damaged the LHC. The next one will finish it off. 

CERN's LHC is STILL Dead. It Fell on Its Head. [UPDATES]

Buh bye.

It's official: CERN's LHC is dead. We have it on the highest authority that the PTW (Powers That Were) had instructed the LHC staff to get their (dark) project done ASAP, and in the ensuing mad rush, they pushed the machine waaay too hard... and it broke. For good.

We'd shout about what a titanic waste of resources this all was -- just for a tiny, dark-ET contingent's escape/revenge gambit -- but we'll instead heartily thank whomever had their heavy hand on the throttle. In doing so, they saved countless lives, whether they know it or not, not to mention the earth itself. Seriously. This thing was bad. But now... it's dead. [And a month later, it's STILL dead. -editor, 1-21-16]

Happy holidays to you, unsung accidental hero! The light works in mysterious ways... but mysterious only to those who can't see the direction it's pointing. Maybe we can yank out the magnets and turn the LHC into a giant roller blade luge rink.

[NOTE: Might want to avoid the cheese made from milk from those cows in the ring, dated prior to 2016, we dunno. Be an interestig science project. Maybe it'll make better grilled cheese sandwiches.]

UPDATE: Here's some detailed REIFICATION of the above by Lynn over at Psychic Focus. The LHC's dark mission has failed, which is as fantastic an Xmas present as you'll ever get. Best thing to do now is gut the thing and turn it into Switzerland's premiere mall.

UPDATE 1-6-16: Still dead. "SHUTDOWN: Technical Stop."

UPDATE 1-21-16: Still dead. "SHUTDOWN: Technical Stop."

Crank that thing up to 11, Timmy. We got some celebratin' to do!

Significant Global HAARP PULSE Detected

Wait for it...

Sorry for the huge files. No other way to show this. It's been confirmed by CAT sources that the rather sizeable energy signature seen in these animations is due to HAARP. (One of us grabbed them before the files got disappeared.) What HAARP is doing here remains to be seen.

Here's the West Coast iso:

BLAM.

Could this be the main energy thrust of the planned "el nino" shift "forecast" months ago?

Perhaps after the US govt goes out of business (their corp already has), we the people won't have to pay their (what must be) uber-monstrous electric bills. Can you imagine how much it costs to keep pumping energy into the Pacific 24/7, not to mention how much is costs to run CERN's LHC at 6.5 TeV all day and all night?? Anyone tired of this crap, yet? Remember when we used to have NORMAL WEATHER? Well, The CAT can. We have long memories. Speaking of that, where's that catnip treat can gone to?

A Surprising Trip to the ER (or "What to Have in Your Pockets to Defeat The Death Star") [UPDATE3]

Pretty, but what does this have to do with anything?

One of our cadre spent some time in the ER on Friday. The reasons we won't get into, but the experience is interesting. Not knowing he was going to the ER that day, our hero had in his pockets the usual: a wallet; keys; a Swiss Army knife; a lozenge of orgonite; a finger-sized citrine crystal point; a magnifying glass; and some breath mints.

So what? You have most of that in your pockets right now.

Well, this individual had had to visit the ER before on a few regretful occasions, and had always emerged rather demoralized -- and ostensibly sicker than before he went in, esp. after a two-day hospital incarceration and Western med injections. However, on this most recent visit, he had in his pockets the aforementioned organite and crystal that The CAT staff has been experimenting with in an effort to defeat the (negative) energy created by CERN's LHC, which deforms the earth's magnetosphere so much that 2/3rds of The CAT staff felt like noodleheads when the thing is turned up to 6.5 TeV. We've been trying all manner of objects in our pockets, but this orgo-crystal gambit really seems to work the best (producing zero LHC effect. It's in our pockets right now, and CERN's LHC is desperately ramping up to try and defeat the incoming Wave X (which failed miserably), as well as open a portal to "the dark universe." (Psst... this will fail miserably.)

So what?

Well, our victim hero also had said orgo-crystal combo in his pockets in the ER, and... while inside the ER, and undergoing a CAT scan, among other things... he felt fine. And when he left... he felt fine. This was not the case for previous visits. This pocket grouping seems to defeat negative energy environments -- or any environment where there is a ton of energy that can (overly) affect the sensitive.

We at The CAT recommend you secure for yourselves a small two-inch lozenge of orgonite and a citrine crystal point (or any decent crystal) and put them in your pockets, or wear them as pendants. They need to be against your body. Try it and see how you feel. It doesn't matter what's in the orgonite, so long as it's made the right way.

UPDATE 10-10-15: Through trial and error, it seems that MOLDAVITE works very well as one of the (high vibration) elements in the above orgo-crystal pocket mix. The CAT highly recommends it. We've also become big fans of shungite. But really, any crystal that raises your vibration is called for. Clearly, we at The CAT need bigger pockets.

We are hippie freaks, but... whatever works.

UPDATE 10-24-15: The above technique works... until you don't need it anymore. Eventually, if you're doing your meditation/vibrateUP work, your vibration will be faster and CERN's LHC won't affect you. It seems to have more of an effect on lower vibratory folks... which is not meant to discourage. All of the CAT staff were affected at first, but we're not as affected anymore, even without pocket protectors. Still, we keep the moldavite and organite in our pockets for spiritual redundancy. We're all about the spiritual five nines.

CERN Has Fallen and It Can't Get Up [UPDATES 12-16-15]

Boo hoo. CERN's LHC is discombobulated, its instrumentation and site are 404 kaput. So sad.

This from RumorMill:

I and many others, I bet, have been checking in on CERN a couple times a day. This morning it was normal. RMN readers may recall that sunday, I reported on them having lots of strange problems, Circuits tripping, etc...

Well, now it's GONE...Flat Gone... http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHCDASHBOARD

This happened just an hour or so ago, EVERYTHING was working fine on their end , sorta , because , in last 24 hour they are HAVING some trouble, although they hide it. Moments ago, I tried viewing the DASHBOARD, its GONE – THEY REMOVED THE FILE ALL TOGETHER ?

https://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/Vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHCDASHBOARD

it comes up a 404, means file not found, they have removed the php file alltogether .

Wonder if they found their prize they were looking so hard to find before their September time frame?

No. They found no prize. The funny thing is: THEY THEMSELVES want the LHC to fail, secretly.

UPDATE: It's apparently back up again... but that won't last long.

UPDATE 12-16-15: CERN's LHC had been DOWN (after an apparent explosion we've yet to verify) -- then back up and back down over the past five weeks, bouncing all over the place and not working right -- and now it's finally DOWN, in shutdown mode, with no word from CERN on when or why or how:

And... we at The CAT heard a rumor that the US Govt's geoengineering program has been shut down for 2015! Let's hope that's true and that it stays shutdown for 2016 and the duration. It appears that the light really IS winning. Happy holidays, everyone!